May 2013
71 posts
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
zosowiththemosto:
milkpunk:
yapped:
jankyass:
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...
If I'm in a relationship with you, I promise
aaskrillexmau5:
To always put you in front of all the other girls/boys.
To put in a lot of effort into our relationship
To show you off to all my friends & brag about you.
To care for you.
To always talk to you.
To never cheat on you.
To stay loyal and honest.
To be there for you.
To share cute memories with you.
To make other people jealous of us.
To always try my best to make...
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
